Fuck Yeah Veronica Mars

ilovekristenbell:

VERONICA: Okay. So here’s the thing. I’m not really drunk. So, if you could just take me to the parking lot.
FERN: Yeah, like I don’t get that speech from everyone who sits in that seat.
VERONICA: No, for real. I’m totally sober. Um, I was pretending for a story. I’m on your side. Look! [she touches her nose with each finger rapidly] Hey, you pick up any Theta Beta rushes last night?
FERN: I didn’t. But there are a couple of carts out each night.
VERONICA: Backwards alphabet? Z, x, y, w, v, u, t, s, r, q, p, o, n, m, l…. Do you want me to juggle? Back handspring? A Vagina Monologue, perhaps?
FERN: Get out.
VERONICA: Thanks, sunshine. Keep on keepin’ on.

3x02 - My big fat greek rush week

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